The news that Prime Minister Johnson will become a stay at home dad with the birth of his XVII child shows the world that Global Britain is the progressive force for change needed to tackle tomorrow’s problems.
Take a moment to imagine an entire army of Johnson offspring doing battle against the foes of overpopulation and climate change and you can feel your fossil fuel share portfolio is in safe, future proofed hands. But this leaves a vacancy at the top of government that Mr Johnson must be quick to fill before the Woke attempt to use it to their advantage.
Many expect Carrie Johnson to continue in her unofficial role of acting Prime Minister, once Mr Johnson steps back to get his hands full of dirty nappies, but recent Tory Party polling shows there’s another blazing comet on the horizon.
We speak of course of Brexit superhero Liz Truss. The MP for Southwest Norfolk has put Southwest Norfolk firmly on the the world’s map since becoming a member in 2010. No one even knew it existed before her elevation. Now it’s all they talk about from Beijing to New York.
Now she needs to work the same magic for post-Brexit Britain. It’s not enough to limit her awe inspiring negotiating powers to simple cut and paste jobs rolling over EU deals, for limited time periods and often on lesser terms. Ms Truss must now negotiate with her country and the fates.
Today is the day she has to challenge the Prime Ministers Johnson for the leadership of the greatest Con party the U.K. has ever known. Step forward Ms Truss and trample the nonentities under your red heeled feet.
Raab won’t know what’s hit him, standard for any day. Gove has given up his ambitions. Javid is too busy deciding who is naughty and who is nice and Sunak will be styling his hair for another exhaustive photo shoot. Now is the moment.
With Liz Truss as Prime Minister Great Britons will know they have a PM expert with the phrase “If you don’t like my principles, I have others?”. You just have to look at her journey of self discovery on Brexit to be reassured of that.
