The nation must pay all of the Prime Minister’s debts

The nation must pay all of the Prime Minister’s debts

Cometh the hour, cometh the Country Court Judgement. How very convenient for the Woke.

As England sees a long, hot summer of correctly written and understood history on the horizon of hope they try to bring the leader down. It’s pathetic of course. To think a CCJ will do to the Prime Minister what one of the world’s worst pandemic responses did not. What a burning bus on the streets of Belfast failed to achieve. The VIP pipeline for mates seeking PPE windfall contracts did not dent the Prime Minister either, but the cancel culture warriors seem to think a CCJ will do the damage? All it will do is further humanise the father of the nation.

Who hasn’t accrued a small sum like this with their tailor, barber or fitness trainer and forgotten to pay it?

What is the £535 debt for some ask. We will not answer. Who is owed this money, woke warriors demand to know. We will turn the other cheek to their shrill cries about injustice. If you do not listen they do not speak. Have some cancel culture yourself. Mix it into the yoghurt next time you take the day off talking Britain down to attend to your knitting. England’s Führer has much weightier matters on his mind. Like gold wallpaper. Like ensuring history is understood as it was written.

If anyone is to settle this debt on the Prime Minister’s behalf it is England. Better yet, it is the Union itself. For the Prime Minister to attend to such a petty sum personally would lessen the golden aura that blazes as blonde fire about his cranium. Do you want his sense of entitlement to whither? What would come next? How would he govern you?

The nation must pay. Each and every debt accrued by the Prime Minister be it financial or to common decency and convention. The nation is the ultimate creditor for those it puts in power. History will be the judge who presides over the case for a bill that is already long overdue.

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