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			<title>Years after privatisation and services are so poor &#8211; this proves the mess the public made</title>
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			<title>To prevent recession we simply need shout &#8220;Sovereignty&#8221; from our doorsteps</title>
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			<title>If  we solve the cost of living crisis the Woke win</title>
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			<title>Now is not the time to lose faith in the good chap model of government</title>
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			<title>We MUST back Boris or the good times will be over</title>
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			<title>Sunak&#8217;s great folly is to believe you can govern this UK sober</title>
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			<title>Is it time Sunak explained luxuries like food and heat will not make a success of Brexit?</title>
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			<title>Now is the time for Tory MPs to submit No Confidence letters in the next Tory Prime Minister</title>
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			<title>It’s time Tory MPs condemned Churchill for becoming PM during a war</title>
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			<title>Is it time the Chancellor borrowed the PM&#8217;s hairdresser to improve his grasp of economics?</title>
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			<title>It is past time a Tory MP invoked Blitz Spirit to counter cost of living hysteria</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 Apr 2022 06:44:41 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>It&#8217;s time we moved on from whingeing about the cost of living</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Apr 2022 06:46:06 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>It&#8217;s typical of the Woke to not only want a home but to be able to heat it</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 27 Aug 2022 11:13:14 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>Why the last Labour government should have stopped WW2</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Jun 2022 18:34:05 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>To win any trade war we need simply remind Brussels they need us more than we need them</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 17 May 2022 06:31:37 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>Will an annual &#8216;Liz Truss Day&#8217; give the UK reason to cheer once more?</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Feb 2022 18:39:59 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>It&#8217;s a sign of the PM&#8217;s efficiency that his staff start drinking so early on weekdays</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 May 2022 11:34:13 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>The Prime Minister must again remind the British people we are one of the world&#8217;s richest countries</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 May 2022 05:57:38 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>To win next month&#8217;s elections the Tories must campaign to restore dignity to British politics</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 24 Apr 2022 07:49:36 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/the-pm-is-right-to-claim-that-shooting-yourself-in-both-feet-is-the-same-as-being-invaded-by-russia/]]></link>
			<title>The PM is right to claim that shooting yourself in both feet is the same as being invaded by Russia</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Mar 2022 07:38:04 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>To win tonight the PM must offer backbench MPs the chance to go down with the ship</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Jun 2022 09:53:16 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/its-time-the-pm-shamed-so-called-experts-for-failing-to-warn-about-the-risks-of-brexit/]]></link>
			<title>It’s time the PM shamed so called experts for failing to warn about the risks of Brexit</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Jun 2022 08:20:09 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>Deferring to the future to solve today’s energy problems is top drawer Johnsonanism</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Apr 2022 08:27:13 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>Boris Johnson shouldn&#8217;t rush to provide the British leadership Europe so desperately needs</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 06 Mar 2022 09:27:17 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>Boris Johnson must break more laws or the Woke will win</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 Apr 2022 06:50:24 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/its-time-that-france-created-a-vip-lane-for-business-meeting-essentials-like-caviar-and-champagne/]]></link>
			<title>It&#8217;s time that France created a VIP lane for business meeting essentials like caviar and champagne</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 20 Feb 2022 09:43:21 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/why-today-is-the-right-day-to-promise-to-build-a-bridge-to-ireland/]]></link>
			<title>Why today is the right day to promise to build a bridge to Ireland</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Jun 2022 16:15:09 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/the-time-is-right-for-the-pm-to-seek-alternative-funding-for-the-conservatives/]]></link>
			<title>The time is right for the PM to seek alternative funding for the Conservatives</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Feb 2022 19:03:17 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/its-time-the-uk-chose-a-genuine-patriot-as-pm/]]></link>
			<title>It’s time the UK chose a genuine patriot as PM</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 19 Jan 2022 07:20:53 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<guid><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/to-avoid-a-vote-of-no-confidence-the-pm-simply-has-to-illegally-prorogue-parliament-again/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/to-avoid-a-vote-of-no-confidence-the-pm-simply-has-to-illegally-prorogue-parliament-again/]]></link>
			<title>To avoid a vote of no confidence the PM simply has to illegally prorogue parliament (again)</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 23 Jan 2022 12:26:13 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/its-not-yet-time-to-import-a-european-to-run-the-united-kingdom/]]></link>
			<title>It&#8217;s not yet time to import a European to run the United Kingdom</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 Jan 2022 18:07:35 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<title>If the Colonials don&#8217;t want him Djokovic should come to a place that welcomes viruses</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 10 Jan 2022 07:23:39 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/boris-johnsons-successor-must-immediately-hold-a-garden-party-to-celebrate-british-democracy/]]></link>
			<title>Boris Johnson&#8217;s successor must immediately hold a garden party to celebrate British democracy</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 14 Jan 2022 07:08:12 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/why-forcing-children-to-wear-masks-risks-breeding-a-generation-of-bank-robbers/]]></link>
			<title>Why forcing children to wear masks risks breeding a generation of bank robbers</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Jan 2022 12:58:37 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<guid><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/to-regain-his-poll-surge-boris-johnson-need-only-deliver-more-brexit-benefits/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/to-regain-his-poll-surge-boris-johnson-need-only-deliver-more-brexit-benefits/]]></link>
			<title>To regain his poll surge Boris Johnson need only deliver more Brexit benefits</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 27 Dec 2021 10:58:40 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<guid><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/if-the-french-had-not-won-in-1066-we-would-now-be-as-happy-as-finland-or-norway/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/if-the-french-had-not-won-in-1066-we-would-now-be-as-happy-as-finland-or-norway/]]></link>
			<title>If the French had not won in 1066 we would now be as happy as Finland or Norway</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 07 Dec 2021 07:08:40 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/no-one-claims-churchills-drinking-affected-his-judgement/]]></link>
			<title>No one claims Churchill’s drinking affected his judgement</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Dec 2021 09:50:54 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/eat-out-to-help-out-fraud-wont-pay-for-itself-its-time-for-taxpayers-to-tighten-their-belts/]]></link>
			<title>&#8216;Eat Out to Help Out&#8217; fraud won&#8217;t pay for itself &#8211; it’s time for taxpayers to “tighten their belts”</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 30 Jan 2022 07:26:47 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<guid><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/now-is-not-the-time-to-lose-faith-in-the-pms-ability-to-save-his-christmas/]]></guid>
			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/now-is-not-the-time-to-lose-faith-in-the-pms-ability-to-save-his-christmas/]]></link>
			<title>Now is not the time to lose faith in the PM&#8217;s ability to save his Christmas</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Dec 2021 14:56:55 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/the-time-is-right-for-boris-johnson-to-lead-a-government-of-nation-unity/]]></link>
			<title>The time is right for Boris Johnson to lead a government of nation unity</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 12 Dec 2021 07:28:03 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/after-boris-its-time-for-a-patriot-and-a-scholar-to-lead-global-britain/]]></link>
			<title>After Boris it’s time for a patriot and a scholar to lead Global Britain</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 11 Dec 2021 09:04:03 +0000]]></pubDate>
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			<link><![CDATA[https://unotesticular.com/starmers-failure-to-appoint-a-shadow-minister-for-christmas-shows-the-radical-left-for-who-they-are/]]></link>
			<title>Starmer’s failure to appoint a Shadow Minister for Christmas shows the radical left for who they are</title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 30 Nov 2021 10:54:31 +0000]]></pubDate>
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